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DATAFILE??

DATAFILE??

2005-10-20       - By Gogala, Mladen

Reply:     <<     31     32     33     34     35     36     37     38     39     40     >>  

Actually, I am interviewing for the job of Oracle of Delphi. There, I'll be
giving answers to questions in the state of intoxication

caused by laurel leaves. The method used to answer questions will be called
"Said Quixotically on Laurel" or SQL, for short.



Second, I am not protesting against beginners, my outrage is directed at
lazy idiots who ask questions like "how does

Oracle allocate space". Correct me if I am wrong, but I do believe that this
has been mentioned in the manuals once or

twice. I hope you will not be offended if I tell you that I prefer posts of
Jonathan, Cary, Niall, Mogens and the gang to yours.

I don't really care whether you think that this list is an online manual or
not. I  only noticed an increase in the proportion

of trivial questions at the expense of interesting discussions. I hope that
your feelings are not hurt as I will suffer horribly

if they are. If you really want to make the grade, let's compare the number
of questions that I gave a useful answer to with

the number of questions you gave a useful answer to. If this list becomes a
forum for trivial questions, I'll unsubscribe,

as simple as that. I will do that if and when I chose so.  Until then,
think of me before you ask a trivial question.

It might help cool you down. I am not running for the miss congeniality, you
had me confused with Sandra Bullock. I don't

give a shoe what you think of me. Have a nice day.



--

Mladen Gogala

Ext. 121

The spin starts here. For the no spin zone on the spinning planet go to that
idiot on the Fox News (Stephen Colbert).

 __ __  

From: rjsearle@(protected) [mailto:rjsearle@(protected)]
Sent: Wednesday, October 19, 2005 9:17 PM
To: oracle-l
Subject: Re: DATAFILE??



Wow, I wondered if this would generate some discussion...



I think a certain balance is required.  In the left corner we have a newbie
who doesn't know about http://tahiti.oracle.com <http://tahiti.oracle.com> .
In the right corner, we have the Oracle (no not the product, nor the
company, THE Oracle, you know?  The one who has seen, done and read it all
and is only to be disturbed by Larry himself and only about the most grave
technical matters?






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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Actually, I am interviewing for the job of
Oracle of Delphi. There, I'll be giving answers to questions in the state
of intoxication<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>caused by laurel leaves. The method used
to answer questions will be called "Said Quixotically on Laurel" or
SQL, for short.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Second, I am not protesting against
beginners, my outrage is directed at lazy idiots who ask questions like "how
does<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Oracle allocate space". Correct me
if I am wrong, but I do believe that this has been mentioned in the manuals
once or<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>twice. I hope you will not be offended if
I tell you that I prefer posts of Jonathan, Cary, Niall, Mogens and the gang to
yours.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>I don't really care whether you
think that this list is an online manual or not. I &nbsp;only noticed an
increase in the proportion<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>of trivial questions at the expense of
interesting discussions. I hope that your feelings are not hurt as I will
suffer horribly<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>if they are. If you really want to make
the grade, let's compare the number of questions that I gave a useful
answer to with<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>the number of questions you gave a useful
answer to. If this list becomes a forum for trivial questions, I'll
unsubscribe,<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>as simple as that. I will do that if and
when I chose so. &nbsp;Until then, &nbsp;think of me before you ask a trivial
question.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>It might help cool you down. I am not
running for the miss congeniality, you had me confused with Sandra Bullock. I
don't <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>give a shoe what you think of me. Have a
nice day.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></font></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
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style='color:navy'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Mladen Gogala</span></font><font
color=navy><span style='color:navy'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>Ext. 121<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>The spin starts here. For the no spin zone
on the spinning planet go to that idiot on the Fox News (Stephen Colbert).<
/span></font><o:p></o:p></p>

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rjsearle@(protected) [mailto:rjsearle@(protected)] <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Wednesday, October 19, 2005
9:17 PM<br>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>I think a certain balance is required.&nbsp; In the left corner we have
a newbie who doesn't know about <a href="http://tahiti.oracle.com">http:/
/tahiti.oracle.com</a>.&nbsp;
In the right corner, we have the Oracle (no not the product, nor the company,
THE Oracle, you know?&nbsp; The one who has seen, done and read it all and is
only to be disturbed by Larry himself and only about the most grave technical
matters? <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

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